Wednesday, April 16, 2014

deucebowl:

she reaches down seductively. I guide her hand to my zipper. she unzips my fanny pack by mistake. raviolis spill out everywhere

(Source: deucebasket)

(Source: purepazaak)

Tuesday, April 15, 2014

alittleworldofimagination:

jokerkat:

quincy360:

you know that unexplainable sickish feeling where youre not really sick and you dont really have a headache but you just feel wrong and you cant get comfortable or find something that youre really into but you kinda feel too ill to sleep or eat its like your body saying “i dont know what i want you to do but this isnt it”

That’s called anxiety.

That explains at least half of my life then

pleatedjeans:

You should follow @tnylgn

adamsforthought:

dungeonsandpendragons:

Commonly confused medieval weapons, a powerpoint by me.

Now stop screwing them up, seriously, or I will put a medieval weapon in your head.

Tumblr is endearing me to being lectured at in Comic Sans

Tumblr! I missed you!

iygrittenothing:

ryuyosei:

killipan-jones:

purrim:

purrim:

why are blonde jokes so short?

so men can remember them

this took an unexpected turn

Not if you just asked for directions.

image

(Source: glowcloud)

sonira-art:

I was listening to Tommy Heavenly6’s “La Soldier” on the 20th anniversary album and couldn’t resist drawing a punk Sailor Moon.

sonira-art:

I was listening to Tommy Heavenly6’s “La Soldier” on the 20th anniversary album and couldn’t resist drawing a punk Sailor Moon.

jimtheviking:

wenchfaery:

jimtheviking:

wenchfaery:

katchan00:

Okay wait here me out

A jaeger

The Winter Captain

If I wasn’t TERRIFIED of fanfiction.net I would totally be looking for Pacific Rim/Winter Solider crossover fic right now.

Son of a bitch.

*goes to look for it now*

DON’T DO IT, FOR THE LOVE OF GOD. IT’S MADNESS.

TOO LATE

(Although, some of them don’t look horrible; specifically the first one)

UGH. Now I want to READ IT. GODDAMN IT JIM. I’m SUPPOSED to be doing “productive” things!